Blogs for Dogs


I haven't written a blog for a while for the simple fact life has been too busy. I'm not complaining- busy is good but it does make it difficult to sit down and relax and do any writing.

I started wondering.... if the dogs could blog what would they write? Let's take Lola our 8 month old crazy cockapoo, what would she say?

I use the term crazy with much love and affection because she is an amazing dog. She's very intelligent and loving and has to be the most socialised dog ever known to man.

So here are a few quotes from Lola's blog:

"New puppy to play with. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Look at me, look at me. Look how high I can bounce. Look at me. Look at me. What do you mean you don't want me to kiss your nose at 7am when you've just got up?!"

"Mwah haha. They didn't put the handle on the baby gate all the way down, don't they realise I know how to open it?"

"Darn it......baby gate I can't open. Not to worry, I'll climb through the gaps in the staircase instead. I'm heeeeeeeere. Did you miss me?!"

"New dog to play with. Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh. Oh. This one's older and not so keen on the whole playing thing, I'll go and annoy Spike instead"

"Yes. Another walk! Ooooh and another play. And another walk. I love this whole belonging to a dog walker thing."

"Oh no not that stupid dog comb again. Grrrrrrr. Ooooh yeah I like that bit. Grrrrrrrr not there. Leave me alone now, I've had enough."

"Ooooh some other dog's food. That has to be nicer than mine. Give it give it. Me me me."

"Someone is sitting on the floor? They're asking for a kiss. Come here kiddies, gimme a kissy wissy woo."

"That dog looks like me. Only neater. And why do the kids keep calling it 'other Lola?' Don't they realise I'm the ONLY Lola?"

"Ah, I love my life!"

Not the most articulate blog you'll ever read, but not bad for a puppy I guess! Good job Lola :-)


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